Chapter 329 - I want to observe you!
writer:Fu Shifei      update:2022-08-16 15:01
  “Have you never said that Elder Sister Xiaoye has a better figure than Elder Sister Cheng?” Chu Yuan reminded me ‘kindly’, “you even laughed at me for having a flat chest like an airport runway and laughed at Elder Sister Cheng for having a flat chest like Turpan Basin…”


  It was clearly her who said those words, right? !

  Seeing that Dong Xiaoye’s face was red with embarrassment, and Dongfang Lianren was looking at me disdainfully, my hands were shaking with anger. Chu Yuan, this bratty girl. Was she trying to get revenge because I said that her chest was small?

  Chu Yuan didn’t say it clearly, but from her words, it was not hard for other people to imagine what she was going to say next. Since her chest was an airport runway and Liusu’s chest was the Turpan Basin, then Dong Xiaoye’s plump chest would be…


  It would be very hard for other people not to think of dirty things…


  “Oh? I didn’t expect that your criteria for evaluating women are not based on their faces…” Dong Xiaoye stepped on my foot even harder while smiling and gritting her teeth. I also smiled, but my smile looked even uglier than crying.

  ‘God damn it!’ Since it was said by my little sister, even if I denied it, they would not believe me. ‘This bratty girl, she actually set me up…’


  Chu Yuan snickered. Seeing that I couldn’t explain it, she changed the topic quickly, “By the way, Elder Sister Xiaoye, you haven’t answered my question yet. If it were you, would you agree to let the person you like impersonate other people’s boyfriend?”


  “I dare him!” Dong Xiaoye gritted her teeth and said, “I will kill him if he does something like that!”


  The hairs all over my body instantly stood on end. Why did this woman have to stare at me when she said this? It was as if the person she was going to kill was me. Moreover, didn’t she just say that she was very feminine, right? Was this her understanding of femininity? Was femininity similar to brutality and violence to her? !

  Anyway, I didn’t know what Dong Xiaoye was thinking, but there was one thing I was sure of, and it was that my toes would be swollen tomorrow…


  …


  Chu Yuan and Dongfang Lianren were clearly little girls, but they were actually addicted to playing a 2D online fighting game. After I bought a computer for Chu Yuan, she even forced me to play the game with her for a while.

  There were five characters in this game, but there were only two female characters: the fighter and the magician. And the two characters were also divided into four professions.

  Although the fighter was also a female character, its character design was a mature woman with big breasts. In addition, the four professions of the fighter were quite violent compared to other professions, Therefore, Chu Yuan and Dongfang chose the magician, the character that looked like a little girl. Chu Yuan was a summoner and Dongfang was an Elementalist. Both of them were currently level 45. Recently, they had been trying very hard to level up their characters, saying that their characters would be able to transform again at level 48.

  Chu Yuan said that it was Xiao Yike who introduced her to this game. That little minx was also a magician, but her profession was a combat mage, and her current level was level 60. It was said that that was the maximum level, and after the transformation, her character would be called combat god.

  I was not very interested in the game, but Chu Yuan still wanted to drag me to play that game with them every time. But every time when I saw my character’s name ‘I want to kill my little sister’ and her character’s name ‘I want to kill my elder brother’, I had the urge to smash my computer. Just what kind of names were those names!? !

  Anyway, when ‘I want to kill my elder brother’ and ‘Pity, I’m a woman?’ dragged Dong Xiaoye to play the game with them, Sister Tiger also improvised a terrifying name for her character ‘I want to kill Chu Nan’…


  The reason was that when she chose a profession, she originally wanted to play as a sharpshooter because she was a policewoman and she liked guns, but she didn’t like to play as a male character, so she changed her mind and wanted to choose a magician scholar profession.

  I told her that she was not suitable for playing a loli character, and she should choose a street fighter or judo master. Of course, I didn’t dare say that it was because I thought those character designs matched her image, and their skills were something that she would use in real life. But Dong Xiaoye still punched me in the stomach.

  What made me inexplicable was her reason. She actually said that I was a pervert. I really didn’t understand what she was thinking. I was simply introducing a character for her to play, why would she say that I was a pervert? Was it because fighters’ dresses were more revealing? Or was it because they all had a common physiological characteristic-big breasts…


  Although she punched me for no reason to show her dissatisfaction, she still chose the most violent street fighter and gave it a name that she thought was very appropriate.

  Chu Yuan used my computer to help Dong Xiaoye to level up, while Dongfang taught Dong Xiaoye how to play the game. Three people played the game for several hours straight, banging the keyboards loudly, making me unable to fall asleep. If it weren’t for me urging them to sleep several times, they would probably be still playing. But so, after they finally stopped playing and after Chu Yuan took a shower, it was already after midnight.

  “Elder Brother, the students in the third year of our school will have the last mock exam. In order to imitate the scene of the college entrance examination, I heard that there will be cordons to keep irrelevant people away from the school. The students in the first and second year of high school will no longer have classes after Wednesday…”


  “Really?… Then you can go home and spend more time with mom and dad. Also, don’t just play games, you also need to review your studies even if you don’t have classes…” I was a little absent-minded. I didn’t know whether it was because I felt very sleepy, or it was caused by the refreshing smell of shampoo Chu Yuan excudded.

  “Can you let me finish speaking at least,” Chu Yuan punched me in the waist dissatisfied, “Ms. Shu said that our final exam is coming as well, and although we have a five-day long vacation, we can’t be too relaxed, but we also don’t need to be too anxious. So she came up with a way to relax our minds and keep the pace of learning for us…”


  I was still absent-minded, “what’s the method?”


  “She left us an assignment,” Chu Yuan was a little excited, and said, “she wants us to write an essay called ‘A Day in the Family’. We need to observe a person in the family, and see how that person works every day… ”


  A lightning bolt suddenly flashed across my mind, I felt an ominous premonition, “is there something wrong with her brain? Your final exam is coming, but she actually gave you this kind of assignment? Besides, is this really an assignment? Isn’t it an observation diary?”


  “It’s an assignment. Today, that annoying boy Lv Siqi had a fight with another boy again. The reason was that the other boy made a few jokes about him failing to pass the seven subjects in the mock exam last week. So he got angry…”


  Failing to pass seven subjects? There were not many subjects for the students in the first year of high school, how could he fail to pass so many subjects? That boy looked quite smart, but I didn’t expect that he was terrible at studying…


  Probably, he felt very embarrassed when other people made fun of his scores, or maybe, he had a lot of pressure because the real final exam was coming, so he got angry very easily.

  The high school Chu Yuan attended was the city’s key high school, the so-called ‘moral, intellectual, physical, aesthetic and labor development in an all-round way’ was just an empty slogan. Regardless of teachers and students, the most important thing for them was the behaviors of the students…


  “The parents of both sides were invited to the school. When Lv Siqi’s father apologized to the other side, his father also scolded him in front of other people. Lv Siqi felt very embarrassed, and he talked back to his father. It made his father very angry. Ms. Shu saw everything, so she gave us this assignment,” Chu Yuan imitated the look of Shu Tong and said seriously,

  “Ms. Shu said that most of our generation is the only child in our families. Many of us are too narrow-minded, unruly, and self-centered. And not only do we not know how to respect others, but we even do not know how to respect our parents and family members. It is because our living conditions are too good, we have not suffered any hardships, and we can’t feel the pressure of life, so she wants us to observe the people in our families and understand where our happiness comes from.”


  Shu Tong looked like a nerd who only knew how to recite information on textbooks when teaching students, but I didn’t expect that she would come up with this kind of method to educate students. It seemed like I had formed a wrong opinion about her. At least, her teaching method was very flexible, very practical, and effective, but…


  “Why are you telling me this?”


  Chu Yuan sat cross-legged, looked down at me, and gave me a very scary smile, “I’ve decided that I will observe you, so I will go to work with you on Wednesday.”


  Even though I had a hunch, I still sat up in shock, “Are you not going to observe mom and dad? Why are you observing me? !”


  “Ms. Shu said that it is someone in the family.” Chu Yuan was very dissatisfied with my reaction. She pouted her mouth and said, “aren’t you part of my family? Why can’t I observe you?”


  “Why do you have to observe me? !”


  “Then who do you want me to observe?” Chu Yuan grumbled aggrievedly, “observe mom? As soon as I go to her shop, she will either ask me to serve dishes or let me be a cashier, and she herself will loaf around. How do you expect me to finish my assignment? Do you want me to write a real story or a fake story? Not only is it meaningless to write a fake story, but I also have to spend a day doing her work. But if I write a real story, then I will definitely be laughed at by my classmates. It is not like you don’t know how childish mom is. She hugs a plush toy when she takes an afternoon nap…”


  Although my stepmother hugging a plush toy when taking a nap has nothing to do with her daily hard work, but… I was still speechless. Sometimes, I also felt like my stepmother was more like my little sister than Chu Yuan… She liked to be childish, and she never acted like an elder.

  “Then you can observe Dad…”


  “No,” Chu Yuan refused even more quickly, frowning, “he likes to brag. He would praise me in front of people all the time. It makes me feel so embarrassed. Also, those boys in college are always looking at me with their nasty eyes. It’s so annoying. I don’t want to observe him!”


  Indeed, there were many young and restless wolves in college…