You've Got Mail: A Cautionary Tale
Chapter 1 - The Affairs of Adviser Wu
Chapter 2 - Penpals Through the Pigeon Express
Chapter 3 - Receiving A Pile of Pengornis Drawings
Chapter 4 - Nothing Was More Important Than The Pengornis Drawings
Chapter 5 - Adviser Wu’s Wet Dream (NSFW)
Chapter 6 - Adviser, Your Pengornis
Chapter 7 - Shall We Expose Ourselves to Each Other?
Chapter 8 - On the Peaks of Pleasure, In the Showers of Desire
Chapter 9 - Playing With the Adviser’s Little Pengornis
Chapter 10 - Flute Appreciation with Adviser Wu
Chapter 11 - The Great South Garrison General
Chapter 12 - The Great South Garrison General Part 2
Chapter 13 - They Meet Again
Chapter 14 - Let Mr D In, Here’s a Good Boy (NSFW)
Chapter 15 - Guess Where This Jade Rod is Going? (NSFW)
Chapter 15 – Guess Where This Jade Rod is Going? (NSFW)
Chapter 16 - The General Wants to Stay
Chapter 17 - A Beauty’s Favour is the Hardest to Enjoy
Chapter 18 - City Folks are Really Different
Chapter 19 - It Always Backfires When The General Tries to Fuck A Certain Someone Over
Chapter 20 - The Lewd Darling and The Big Pengornis
Chapter 21 - Why Must You Insist On It?
Chapter 22 - Who Exactly Was That Person?
Chapter 23 - All First Loves Are Painful
Chapter 23 — All First Loves Are Painful
Chapter 24 - And So Will-o’-Wisp Lu Makes Trouble
Chapter 24 — And So Will-o’-Wisp Lu Makes Trouble
Chapter 25 - Let’s Just Plant Cucumbers
Chapter 25 — Let’s Just Plant Cucumbers
Chapter 26 - The Adviser’s Daily Life
Chapter 26 — The Adviser’s Daily Life
Chapter 27 - Will o’ Wisp Lu Finally Appears!
Chapter 27 – Will o’ Wisp Lu Finally Appears!
Chapter 28 - Adviser Wu Rides a Horse (NSFW)
Chapter 29 - For Whom Are You Getting Angry About?
Chapter 29 — For Whom Are You Getting Angry About?
Chapter 30 - The General’s EQ is Touching
Chapter 30 — The General’s EQ is Touching
Chapter 31 - Rumours
Chapter 31 — Rumours
Chapter 32 - You Like Fanning The Flames, Yet You Can’t Take The Heat (NSFW)
Chapter 32 — You Like Fanning The Flames, Yet You Can’t Take The Heat (NSFW)
Chapter 33 - He’s Like A Wisp of Moonlight
Chapter 33 — He’s Like A Wisp of Moonlight
Chapter 34 - Ancestor Worship
Chapter 34 — Ancestor Worship
Chapter 35 - The Prince of Lanling of Pengornises
Chapter 35 — The Prince of Lanling of Pengornises
Chapter 36 - Staying Up on New Year’s Eve1 (NSFW)
Chapter 36 — Staying Up on New Year’s Eve1 (NSFW)
Chapter 37 - The Mutual Destruction of The Brothers Is Troubling The Advisor
Chapter 37 — The Mutual Destruction of The Brothers Is Troubling The Advisor
Chapter 38 - This New Year is Rough
Chapter 38 — This New Year is Rough
Chapter 39 - Fire Cannot Be Wrapped In Paper, Unless They Were Paper Lanterns
Chapter 39 — Fire Cannot Be Wrapped In Paper, Unless They Were Paper Lanterns
Chapter 40 - The Cucumbers Have Matured
Chapter 40 — The Cucumbers Have Matured
Chapter 41 - Will o’ Wisp Lu’s Tricks Are Rather Stale
Chapter 41 — Will o’ Wisp Lu’s Tricks Are Rather Stale
Chapter 42 - An Interlude; Pickled Cucumbers Are Really Yummy
Chapter 42 — An Interlude; Pickled Cucumbers Are Really Yummy
Chapter 43 - How Can A Pengornis Compare to Me? (NSFW)
Chapter 43 — How Can A Pengornis Compare to Me? (NSFW)
Chapter 44 - Why Is It Lanterns Again??
Chapter 44 – Why Is It Lanterns Again??
Chapter 45 - Mingzhu Flees \/ A Treasure Covered in Dust1
Chapter 45 – Mingzhu Flees / A Treasure Covered in Dust1
Chapter 46 - Wafts and Whiffs (NSFW)
Chapter 46 – Wafts and Whiffs (NSFW)
Chapter 47 - There Are Some Things You Actually Did Not Forget
Chapter 47 – There Are Some Things You Actually Did Not Forget
Chapter 48 - This Apparently Is A Trap Disguised As A Feast
Chapter 48 — This Apparently Is A Trap Disguised As A Feast
Chapter 49 - That Peach Forest, Once Upon A Time
Chapter 49 — That Peach Forest, Once Upon A Time
Chapter 50 - A Qin’s Melody Spells One’s Emotions
Chapter 50 — A Qin’s Melody Spells One’s Emotions
Chapter 51 - Haiwang, Are You Really Not Going to Let The Physician Check Your Eyes?
Chapter 51 — Haiwang, Are You Really Not Going to Let The Physician Check Your Eyes?
Chapter 52 - Let’s Do Something A Little Interesting (NSFW)
Chapter 53 - Come, Come Touch Your Belly (NSFW)
Chapter 54 - Are We Still Giving This Gift?
Chapter 55 - Rancui Gains A Loyal Puppy
Chapter 56 - Your Good Friend Mr. Lu Is Back Online
Chapter 57 - That Frog in The Well
Chapter 58 - So Many Pengornises In The Capital, Of Course I Should Go Take A Look!
Chapter 59 - The Past Is Over, There’s No Turning Back
Chapter 60 - The Will-o-Wisp Turning Into Dust Only Needed The Blink of An Eye
Chapter 60 — The Will-o-Wisp Turning Into Dust Only Needed The Blink of An Eye
Chapter 61 - The Various Emotions of Life, And So It Goes
Chapter 61 — The Various Emotions of Life, And So It Goes
Chapter 62 - It’s Time For Plot: Trouble at a Wedding!
Chapter 62 — It’s Time For Plot: Trouble at a Wedding!
Chapter 63 - Not Sure What Title to Give This, Bursting Their Bubbles?
Chapter 63 — Not Sure What Title to Give This, Bursting Their Bubbles?
Chapter 64 - The Agreed Upon Blood Vomiting
Chapter 64 — The Agreed Upon Blood Vomiting
Chapter 65 - The Long Journey to The Capital
Chapter 65 — The Long Journey to The Capital
Chapter 66 - If He Doesn’t Belong to Anyone, Would You Want Him?
Chapter 66 — If He Doesn’t Belong to Anyone, Would You Want Him?
Chapter 67 - You Can’t Stop Taking This Medicine
Chapter 67 — You Can’t Stop Taking This Medicine
Chapter 68 - Is This In The Hands of Fate or Mine?
Chapter 68 — Is This In The Hands of Fate or Mine?
Chapter 69 - This Peng Society Gathering…
Chapter 69 — This Peng Society Gathering…
Chapter 70 - I’ve Missed You… (NSFW)
Chapter 70 — I’ve Missed You… (NSFW)
Chapter 71 - A Dream That Left No Traces (NSFW)
Chapter 71 — A Dream That Left No Traces (NSFW)
Chapter 72 - Every Age Brings In a New Pengornis
Chapter 72 — Every Age Brings In a New Pengornis
Chapter 73 - The Tree of Jianmu: The Bridge Between Heaven and Earth
Chapter 73 — The Tree of Jianmu: The Bridge Between Heaven and Earth
Chapter 74 - We Both Have Nothing, And So Coincidentally, We’re A Match
Chapter 74 — We Both Have Nothing, And So Coincidentally, We’re A Match
Chapter 75 - As The Saying Goes, To Be Hoisted By One’s Own Petard
Chapter 75 — As The Saying Goes, To Be Hoisted By One’s Own Petard
Chapter 76 - No Matter How Painful Getting Hoisted By One’s Own Petard Is, It’s Self-Inflicted
Chapter 76 – No Matter How Painful Getting Hoisted By One’s Own Petard Is, It’s Self-Inflicted
Chapter 77 - Yan Wenxin
Chapter 77 – Yan Wenxin
Chapter 78 - Forever and Eternal Peace
Chapter 78 — Forever and Eternal Peace
Chapter 79 - Rubbing the Belly
Chapter 79 — Rubbing the Belly
Chapter 80 - Showdown
Chapter 80 — Showdown
Chapter 81 - Showdown Part 2
Chapter 81 — Showdown Part 2
Chapter 82 - How to Prove This?
Chapter 82 — How to Prove This?
Chapter 83 - A Trap Within A Trap(?): Part 1
Chapter 83 — A Trap Within A Trap(?): Part 1
Chapter 84 - A Trap Within A Trap(?): Part 2
Chapter 84 — A Trap Within A Trap(?): Part 2
Chapter 85 - Advisor Wu Toughens Up
Chapter 85 — Advisor Wu Toughens Up
Chapter 86 - Tell the Truth
Chapter 86 — Tell the Truth
Chapter 87 - Every Cloud Has A Silver Lining
Chapter 87 — Every Cloud Has A Silver Lining
Chapter 88 - This Is Called A Slutty Hole (NSFW)
Chapter 88 — This Is Called A Slutty Hole (NSFW)
Chapter 89 - How About Burning The Pengornis Drawing of Ping Yifan?
Chapter 89 – How About Burning The Pengornis Drawing of Ping Yifan? (NSFW)
Chapter 90 - Your Good Friend Yan Wenxin is Now Online
Chapter 90 — Your Good Friend Yan Wenxin is Now Online
Chapter 91 - Spring’s Frequent Visitor, While Money Disappears
Chapter 91 — Spring’s Frequent Visitor, While Money Disappears
Chapter 92 - Meeting the In-Laws
Chapter 92 — Meeting the In-Laws
Chapter 93 - Your Pengornis Isn’t The Only Thing I Like
Chapter 93 — Your Pengornis Isn’t The Only Thing I Like
Chapter 94 - Ai, There’s Something I Want to Say (NSFW)
Chapter 94 — Ai, There’s Something I Want to Say (NSFW)
Chapter 95 - A Bolt From The Blue (NSFW)
Chapter 95 — A Bolt From The Blue (NSFW)
Chapter 96 - Anxious and Uneasy
Chapter 96 — Anxious and Uneasy
Chapter 97 - What Was Man Yue Doing Here?!
Chapter 97 — What Was Man Yue Doing Here?!
Chapter 98 - Adviser Wu’s Short Story
Chapter 98 — Adviser Wu’s Short Story
Chapter 99 - Someone Is Vomiting Blood
Chapter 99 — Someone Is Vomiting Blood
Chapter 100 - Time to Get Yan Wenxin to Fall Into The Trap!
Chapter 100 — Time to Get Yan Wenxin to Fall Into The Trap!
Chapter 101 - Prison Play (NSFW)
Chapter 101 — Prison Play (NSFW)
Chapter 102 - Closing The Net
Chapter 102 — Closing The Net
Chapter 103 - Visiting A Prisoner In Jail
Chapter 103 — Visiting A Prisoner In Jail
Chapter 104 - Xingzi: Always Misjudged
Chapter 104 — Xingzi: Always Misjudged
Chapter 105 - Wrapping Up
Chapter 105 — Wrapping Up
Chapter 106 - It Started With Pengornises, And It Also Ends With Pengornises (End)
Chapter 106 — It Started With Pengornises, And It Also Ends With Pengornises (End)