Chapter 10
writer:Trapped Into A Panda      update:2022-08-04 16:33
  When Xu Yao saw Le Yao’s “Dancing of God” in the video before, he recited about something. But at that time, there was only image and no sound was heard, so Xu Yao couldn’t hear what he recited about. Although Xu Yao knew lip language, what Le Yao said was unfamiliar for him, so he really couldn’t analyze what it was.

  In the bathroom, Le Yao put some cinnabar powder and white wine into a small jar. Of course, he was not really frightened by a fish. He would say that just because he needed a newly opened-white wine. This cinnabar solution needed to be mixed with white wine, especially the newly opened bottle of white wine, so the drawn symbol would become more effective. The brush he was using has never been blessed, so he only could pay attention to what he could prepare better.

  It depended on this cinnabar solution, Ji Fengyu could be summoned or not tonight!

  Afraid of Xu Yao’s doubt, Le Yao decided to wait until later when Xu Yao fell asleep, then he would do the summoning. He hid the cinnabar solution carefully in a secret place that would never be found or touched if he didn’t look for it himself. He washed his hands and went out with the remaining white wine.

  Xu Yao didn’t hear anything from the bathroom, so he decided to wait in the kitchen. When Le Yao came from the bathroom, he asked, “Have you calm down?”


  Le Yao nodded, “Yeah, I’m alright now!”


  Wasn’t it just 650,000 fish? Don’t be surprised if it was so delicious when it was cooked! Le Yao put the wine bottle on the kitchen table, rolled up his sleeve and chopped the fish into pieces as wide as two fingers. This fish looked like a mackerel, but it was much longer and bigger than mackerel he ever saw, and its silvery white in color. After Le Yao had chopped it into pieces, he added some seasoning. He was about to pour the white wine and marinated it together when Xu Yao suddenly grabbed his hand.

  “Is it the wine you brought from the bathroom?” Xu Yao’s face showed unbelievable expression.

  “Well, umm, I’ll use another bottle if you mind about this one.” That was another wine I kept for making cinnabar solution in the future! Oh, damn!

  “Keep this bottle for your ’surprise’ later. Use a new one for cooking.” Then he put the opened wine aside. “What about the lid?”


  “It’s in the bathroom.” You said that you were a soldier but you were so hygiene. It seemed that you had never been hungry in the battlefield before!

  Le Yao opened the new wine bottle reluctantly and poured some of it into the fish. Then stirred it with chopsticks and marinated it.

  He wanted to make braised fish with rice. There were also some vegetables in the refrigerator such as carrots, potatoes and cucumbers. So he was going to make some stir fried vegetable as side dish.

  Xu Yao caught a strange smell coming from the kitchen and frowned, “Is this really edible? If it doesn’t taste good, you better leave it to the intelligent chef. Don’t waste my fish.”


  Le Yao said, “I’ll eat it myself if it’s not delicious!”


  The so-called ’intelligent chef’ was a robot that could independently make delicious food and managed the kitchen. If you wanted to eat anything, just picked the ingredients and it would helped you to wash, cut and add seasoning. The owner just needed to take the ingredient into the intelligent chef’s stomach and told it what you want to make, to fry, stew or steam.

  Now, Tarot star basically popularized this kind of robot. It used only energy, so it was environmentally friendly. But the people who really enjoy the taste of food still invited chefs to their house.

  Some tastes couldn’t be made by robots, such as human emotions. Le Yao firmly believed that the most delicious food came from the hands of those with consideration in cooking.

  Le Yao asked Xu Yao where the rice was. After he found it and washed it, he put the rice in the pot. Then he cut some carrots and potatoes into slices and simply fried them. He also added some garlic and salt in it. He found that there seemed to be more root vegetables and fewer leafy vegetables here. Of course, there might be other reasons. Anyway, he didn’t find another green vegetable in Xu Yao’s refrigerator.

  Half an hour later, a pot of 650,000 braised fish and a simple stir fried vegetable served on the table. Although there were only two dishes, they were looked so fresh and bright, so appetizing. Le Yao filled two bowls of rice and sat down to eat.

  Xu Yao actually smelled the fragrance when the fish was boiling, but he didn’t show the ’I want to eat’ feeling at all. He reluctantly sat down on the opposite side of Le Yao, and after saw that Le Yao ate well, he moved his chopsticks.

  “How is it? Is it delicious?” Le Yao asked. He found that the fish was so delicious, fresh, sweet, and especially tender. It was a pleasure to slide a piece of it over your lips!

  “It’s quite acceptable.” Xu Yao said.

  “Then eat less.” At this time, Le Yao didn’t want to be polite at all. “Don’t force it. I can handle the rest.”


  “.……”


  In silence, Xu Yao increased the quantity of each mouthful of food, and at the same time, he increased the speed of chewing the dishes. He asked Le Yao, “Who did you learn cooking from?”


  He had to let Le Yao eat less and talk more, so that he could eat more of this delicious fish.

  However, Le Yao was not deceived by him. He said directly, “I will tell you after eating.”


  Xu Yao: “.……” This child!

  Le Yao looked small, but he had a good appetite. He didn’t eat much food recently, so he didn’t feel embarrassed to eat much this time. It was not easy to make something you liked and this home dishes were increasing your appetite. He ate at least half of the fish that had seventy or eighty centimeters long. At last, he touched his full belly and leaned back on the chair to relax.

  He didn’t like the dishes made by intelligent chef, but he liked the intelligent chef that could cleaned up tables and washed the bowls.

  The intelligent chef that Xu Yao own looked like a cute giant panda. It was said that there were also intelligent chefs designed by imitating human figure completely. However, in terms of visual effect, the action of a human took out a food from its stomach was really cruel. Later, most businesses changed the shape design to animal form, which looked better and lovely.

  “Now, who did you learn cooking from?” Xu Yao was satisfied with his little wife’s cooking skill. He sat in his original position and watched Le Yao across the empty bowls, which means that if Le Yao said something wrong, he should clean up the table.

  “Self study.” Le Yao was already thinking of the answers when he was eating. “Don’t ever think about my stepmother would teach me something like that. Those abilities that she thinks a good Omega should have, she won’t let me learn. Either it was art, flower arrangement, cooking, and proper child rearing. I can’t even be happy at home. ” Thanks to that Jiang white lotus act!

  “Then, what can you do?”


  “I know fortune telling! I can figure out that you didn’t eat until full this night.” said Le Yao with a smile.

  “.…… Is that right?” Xu Yao raised up his eyebrows “Did you also figure out what will I eat later then?”


  Shit! Le Yao felt this wolf eyed man was so dangerous that he pushed aside the chair and stood up, “Oh, I suddenly remember that I haven’t visited my neighbors. I’ll go out and have a look!”


  Xu Yao looked at his little wife who was running out of the house. He hummed, “What a cute rabbit.”


  After humming, he asked the intelligent chef to clean up the table. Then he went into his bedroom and wondered whether he would like to clean up some space on his wardrobe for Le Yao. Just now, he saw that Le Yao’s suitcase was still standing in its original position. He thought that Le Yao hadn’t unpacked his belongings. Otherwise, some of his clothes in his wardrobe would be tossed outside.

  However, when Xu Yao opened the wardrobe, he found that the mess of clothes in it had been tidied up and divided according to seasons. After looking at the things in the wardrobe for a moment, Xu Yao contacted uncle Ming and asked, “Uncle Ming, did you clean up my clothes in the wardrobe?”


  Uncle Ming said “No, I didn’t do that, general. It should be young master Xiao Le. He was in your bedroom this whole afternoon.”


  If he had not seen Le Yao pack up his own things before, he could not believe this. But now it seems that Le Yao was really different from what they have learned before.

  Now it just depend on how long these huge changes would last.

  Xu Yao pulled out a gray sports pants from the wardrobe, opened the bedside table with his fingerprint, took a brand-new communicator out of it and went out to find Le Yao.

  The outdoor temperature was not as hot as it was in the afternoon. Le Yao was just standing in the yard and doing nothing. Xu Yao went over and handed him the communicator. “Your communicator can’t be used here. You can use this instead.”


  Le Yao took a look and found that it was much more exquisite than what he used now. The one he used was good enough, but this one was better.

  “Thank you.” Le Yao said, “Is there your contact information in it?”


  “No. You need to put the barcode we got in the marriage center in it. It also will detect your vital signs from time to time and send me a message for help as soon as your body feels something wrong.” said Xu Yao.

  “So, it’s also act like security system?”


  “Yes.” Xu Yao whispered in Le Yao’s ear, “I’ll know when you’re in heat.”


  Le Yao: “.……”


  Oh, man. Didn’t you think it was appropriate for a general to talk about “heat” carelessly?

  Le Yao was speechless with this sweet mouth general. He turned his head around just to see that his neighbor on the left was Uncle Ming, and his right was Yan Jie. He couldn’t even say a word. My god, what was this greeting? It was much better to enter the house!

  The intelligent chef has packed the things on the table. The bowls and chopsticks also has been washed and disinfected. When Le Yao came into the house, he saw the clean and tidy table and kitchen. So his bad mood before was already forgotten. As for the sleeping matter, Le Yao looked at the general who came in with some gray light on his upper arms and decided to go to bed. Xu Yao was now haunted by the spirits of the dead. He would not sleep well and also had nightmares. Le Yao didn’t have to worry about what Xu Yao would do to him, at least for now.

  It was a combination of time, place and people, right? Le Yao thought about it. He found a clean suit, brought it to the bathroom and took a bath.

  He washed deliberately for a long time. Just when his skin was wrinkled by the warm water, he came out of the bathroom.

  As expected, Xu Yao was still sleeping. In the bedroom, only the bedside lamp was on. Xu Yao was lying on the bed with his face on his side and his eyebrows twisted. Sweat was seeping from his forehead. Le Yao crept closer, raised his hand carefully and shook it in front of Xu Yao. He was sure that he would not wake up for a while, so he quietly sneaked into the bathroom. He brought the little dinosaur magic wand to the bathroom and found the cinnabar liquid he had mixed before.

  It was the first time he acted like a thief since he was child. Le Yao looked at his surrounding, pulled out the brush in the little dinosaur’s belly, then washed it, dipped it in the cinnabar liquid, and started drawing the rune on the bathroom’s floor!

  “Here, the land, the most spiritual of the gods, through the heavens and the earth, out of the secluded into the underworld, with the spirit and prayer of my heart, please hear me out. Ji Fengyu, if you listen to this sacrifice, come and get together quickly!”


  “Hoo ~” there was a little swirling wind in the bathroom. The temperature in the room gradually decreased and the light that originally bright became dim.

  Le Yao held his breath and watched the rune disappear in place. His eyes were overjoyed.

  A moment later, there was a gray shadow emerged from the floor……

  The author has something to say:

  Xu Yao: Be honest! Are you cheating on me?

  Le Yao: No. I hook all the ghost, later they will live in our house!

  Xu Yao: What?!